No One Likes The Leafs More Than This Guy

Is it possible to like the Toronto Maple Leafs more than this guy? We got this DM’d to the Spittin’ Chiclets account of some dude who in Toronto who may be the biggest Leafs fan on the planet.

The Leafs are a wagon, I get it. They are playing in the biggest hockey market in the entire world, I get it. But they haven’t won shit to be honest, so the fact this guy is already taking his Audi and painting a Leafs logo on the hood and “91” on the side is getting a little ahead of ourselves.

I just don’t get why people need to do stuff like this. I love die hard fans. I’d basically do anything Tom Brady told me to do. But I’m not painting a big “12” on my car and driving down the street with the Patriots logo on the hood.

I can imagine picking someone up for a date in that bad boy would go over really well.

“I’ll pick you up at 8 in the Tavaresmobile”

The real question is the cost. Aren’t paint jobs for cars pretty expensive? I can imagine a custom paint job is going to run you a couple grand. I mean, the guy is already driving a pretty nice car. Maybe put the money towards something else like upgrading your season tickets (this guy absolutely has Leafs season tickets) or maybe go on a road trip and watch the team play.

Either way, dumb idea. Leafs fans better get it together and start acting like they’ve been there before, even though they haven’t.